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BLURRED LINES
Lauren Layne
Released Aug 25th, 2015
Loveswept
In
a novel that’s perfect for fans of Abbi Glines and Jessica Sorensen, USA
Today bestselling author Lauren Layne delivers a sexy take on the timeless
question: Can a guy and a girl really be “just friends”?
When
Parker Blanton meets Ben Olsen during her freshman year of college, the
connection is immediate—and platonic. Six years later, they’re still best
friends, sharing an apartment in Portland’s trendy Northwest District as they
happily settle into adult life. But when Parker’s boyfriend dumps her out of
the blue, she starts to wonder about Ben’s no-strings-attached approach to
dating. The trouble is, even with Ben as her wingman, Parker can’t seem to get
the hang of casual sex—until she tries it with him.
The
arrangement works perfectly . . . at first. The sex is mind-blowing, and their
friendship remains as solid as ever, without any of the usual messy romantic
entanglements. But when Parker’s ex decides he wants her back, Ben is shocked
by a fierce stab of possessiveness. And when Ben starts seeing a girl from
work, Parker finds herself plagued by unfamiliar jealousy. With their
friendship on the rocks for the first time, Parker and Ben face an alarming
truth: Maybe they can’t go back. And maybe, deep down, they never want to.
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GOOD GIRL
5.17.16
Most
of the time, having a girl for a best friend is awesome.
Among
the highlights:
(1)
My color-blind self never has to worry about going out the door looking like a
sad clown.
(2)
The Brita water filter is always replaced on time.
(3)
Parker actually likes doing laundry for fun, and she only
complains when I sneak my stuff in with hers about 30 percent of the time.
Oh,
and as this morning’s adventure displayed, she’s an excellent
excuse when a person needs to rid himself of clingy one-night stands.
But
then there are the not-so-great parts. Like when she’s spent thirty-five
minutes looking at lamps.
“Just
get that one,” I say, lifting my arm to point at a random floor lamp as the
noisy, child-filled scariness that is IKEA threatens to choke me.
She
barely glances at the one I’ve selected. “It looks like a uterus.”
“What
the fuck does a uterus look like?”
“Like
that lamp. And honestly, for as much time as you spend rummaging around in
women’s panties, you really should get familiar with their parts.”
“Isn’t
the uterus the—” I break off, looking for the right word to describe the random
memories from eighth-grade sex-ed class.
Parker
lifts her eyebrows. “The baby cave?”
Like
any normal guy would, I wince. “Christ. Why would I need to know about that? I
use a condom.”
“Several
of them, judging from the state of your bedroom,” she says, tilting her head to
study the lime green lamp shade in her hands. “Do you think this would clash
with my bedspread?”
“You’re
asking the color-blind guy? Like I have any clue what color your bedspread is.”
“Seriously?
Don’t act like you’ve never seen it. Two nights ago you flopped onto my bed in
your sweaty gym clothes and it took me two washes to remove the man stank.”
I
shake my head. “Poor Lance. Do you make him wear a plastic bag when you guys
hook up so he doesn’t get his man stank on your sheets?”
“Lance
doesn’t have man stank.”
I
frown. “Hold up. If I have man stank, Lance has man
stank.”
“No.”
I
open my mouth to argue, but instead I shrug. That’s another thing you learn
having a girl best friend. You pick your battles.
“You
have two more minutes to pick your lamp,” I say. “I’m starving.”
Parker
adjusts her purse strap on her shoulder. “Oh, I’m not buying a lamp. I was just
browsing.”
I
inhale deeply to rein in my women suck rampage when I
catch her smirk.
“Oh,
I get it,” I say as we move toward the end of the store where we’ll pick up my
dresser. “This is payback. You’re mad because I made up that story about you
having a creepy doll collection.”
“Actually,
it was more punishment for destroying the house rules. I’m totally laminating
them next time.”
“Or
you could just create an online version and keep them in the cloud like normal
people born after 1980.”
I
see a little lightbulb go on in her head and almost regret giving her the idea.
Not that it matters much. I’ve never really followed her fussy rules anyway,
although for the most part I try to not be too much of a dick. The towel
incident this morning notwithstanding, it’s like I said, Parker loves
laundry. I knew she had extra clean ones stashed away.
“Seriously,
don’t get that color finish,” she says, shaking her head at the dresser box I’m
about to pull off the shelf.
“Wood
is wood,” I say with a shrug, starting to maneuver the huge box onto our flat
cart.
“No,
there’s old-man wood and there’s modern wood.”
I
raise my eyebrows. “Old-man wood, huh? You and your kinky fetishes. Do you make
the dolls watch?”
She
ignores me, and uses her hip to push the box I’d started to move back onto its
shelf. “That one.” She points.
“Espresso?”
I ask, reading the label.
But
Parker is now typing away on her phone. I shrug, pushing her out of the way so
I can get at the box she indicated.
“How
about tacos?” she asks, glancing up briefly from her phone.
“I
just had Mexican last night,” I say through a grunt as I move the box into
position.
“You
said I could pick.” She gives me a challenging look, her goldish brown eyes
practically daring me to argue with her.
“If
it was a unilateral decision, why’d you even ask?”
“Unilateral. Good word. And it was a test. You passed,” she says,
trotting to catch up with me as she replaces her phone in her purse. “So how
did you and Airhead meet? The Beta Phi party last night? She looked like she
was eighteen.”
“Airhead?”
I ask.
“It
was written on her pants. Literally.”
“Oh,
right. Those weren’t her pants. Lindsay left them last week.”
She
makes a disgusted face as she pulls her long dark hair into a messy bun. I
don’t notice most things about Parker as a girl, because, ya know, it’s just
Parker, but she does have some damn good hair. It’s all Victoria’s Secret
model–-like, long and dark with lightish streaks running through it.
The
rest of her is kind of Victoria’s Secret-ish, too, but other than an initial
moment of whoa when we first met, there’s never really
been anything between us. I guess you could say I like her too much.
That
and she’s dating Lance, and I like the guy. I mean, we’re not best friends or
anything, but it’s impossible to live with Parker and not have some sort of
friendship with her significant other.
Lance
and I stop short of braiding each other’s hair, but we watch games together on
occasion. I’d never make a move on his girl—even if I wanted Parker.
Which
I don’t.
“So
let me get this straight,” she says, as I swipe my credit card through the
self-checkout machine. “One of your booty calls leaves her pants,
which is weird, by the way, and then a week later, an underclassman sorority
girl willingly puts them on?”
I
shrug and give her a look out of the corner of my eye. “What’s wrong with
that?”
Parker
closes her eyes and sort of scratches at her eyebrow. “You don’t tell your
mother any of this, do you?”
“Sure,
we actually have a family blog, and I list my sexual activity for the week
every Sunday. Is that weird?”
She
ignores me, pulling out her phone again.
Lauren Layne is the USA Today
Bestselling author of more than a dozen contemporary romance novels.
Prior to becoming an author, Lauren worked in e-commerce and web-marketing. A
year after moving from Seattle to NYC to pursue a writing career, she had a
fabulous agent and multiple New York publishing deals.
Lauren currently lives in Manhattan with her husband and plus-sized Pomeranian.
When not writing, you'll likely find her running (rarely), reading (sometimes),
or at happy hour (often).
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